Everyone's Grudge — Dark Roast Coffee | Tonberry Liberation Front

Everyone's Grudge — Dark Roast

What does an Onion Knight know about coffee? Nothing. Not one bean.

But I know Tonberries. And Tonberries know grudges — the long, lantern-lit, never-forgotten kind. So when the Tonberry Liberation Front's Home for Children Without Knives needed funding, the little ones did the only thing they're any good at: they poured every ounce of hate and discontent they had into a roast.

It came out maleficent. A dark French roast — bittersweet chocolate, toasty, with cocoa and toasted nuts — and a slow, heavy finish that keeps its grudge long after the cup runs dry. These beans never touched the Source. They came off a reflection — the Thirteenth, the shard the Flood of Darkness swallowed whole, harvested by Voidsent who don't sleep and don't forgive. The label says South America, roasted in the USA, because aetherology won't fit on a 12-ounce bag. Believe whichever's darker.

Whole bean or ground · 12 oz (340 g) · specialty grade. Holds through drip, French press, or percolator — every brewing rite the Source still permits.

A vow: every bag funds the Home for Children Without Knives — the small, the hooded, the sprouts of the Cult of Onion who haven't been handed their blades yet. You drink. They stay warm, fed, and — for now — unarmed.

Hold the line. Hold your mug. Tonberry Liberation Front · Est. MMXXVI